RUSSIA MEET COMRADE PUNKOVSKY THERE WAS NO APPLAUSE FROM THE CROWD THAT JAMMED A TENNIS COURT IN SOUTHWEST MOSCOW'S LUZHNIKI SPORTS GROUNDS . IN THE BIGGEST TRIAL OF ITS KIND EVER HELD IN THE SOVIET CAPITAL, 2,000 MUSCOVITES MET AT THE STADIUM AS A PEOPLE'S COURT TO PASS JUDGMENT ON THREE " YOUNG, HEALTHY FELLOWS " WHO WERE ACCUSED OF HAVING " WASTED THEIR YOUTH " ON DRUNKEN SPREES, GAMBLING, AND BLACK MARKET DEALINGS WITH FOREIGNERS . AFTER THE CITIZENS VOTED UNANIMOUSLY TO BANISH THE WASTRELS FROM MOSCOW, ALL THREE WERE SENTENCED TO FIVE YEARS' HARD LABOR IN WHAT THE AUTHORITIES DELICATELY CALLED " A REMOTE PART OF THE COUNTRY . " THE TRIAL, WHICH WAS FRONT-PAGE NEWS IN PRAVDA, WAS STAGED AS PART OF A NEW SOVIET CAMPAIGN TO MAKE LIFE HARDER FOR WESTERN SPIES AND DULLER FOR COMMUNIST PARTYGOERS . SINCE LAST MONTH'S TRIAL AND EXECUTION OF OLEG PENKOVSKY, THE SCIENTIFIC OFFICIAL WHO WAS CONVICTED OF SLIPPING SECRET INFORMATION TO BRITISH AND U.S . AGENTS, THE SOVIET PRESS HAS BEEN URGING COMRADES TO " BREAK THE CRIMINAL CHAIN OF ESPIONAGE " BY SHOWING " REVOLUTIONARY VIGILANCE AND BEING IDEOLOGICALLY WELL-STEELED . " RUSSIANS WERE PARTICULARLY WARNED AGAINST MOSCOW'S DIPLOMATIC COCKTAIL CIRCUIT, WHERE, SAID PRAVDA DARKLY, WESTERN SPYMASTERS RECRUIT NEW TALENT . WARNED PRAVDA : " THAT WAS HOW THEY GOT HOLD OF PENKOVSKY, AND THE SAME THING MAY HAPPEN TO ANYONE WHO, IN HIS BLINDNESS, NIBBLES AT THE BAIT THE IMPERIALISTS SO LAVISHLY TOSS OUT . " IZVESTIA CHIMED IN WITH AN ACID-ETCHED PORTRAIT OF THE KIND OF COMRADE THE IMPERIALISTS ARE LOOKING FOR . DUBBING HIM " PUNKOVSKY " FOR PUNK IZVESTIA REPORTED THAT THIS UNSAVORY TYPE CHERISHES A NEVERENDING STREAM OF GOLD-EMBOSSED INVITATIONS TO DIPLOMATIC RECEPTIONS, WHERE HE CAN BE SPOTTED BY HIS " EMPTY PHRASES AND FULL GLASS . " HE IS THE SORT OF MAN WHO, WHEN BENNY GOODMAN VISITS MOSCOW, CARRIES HIS CLARINET CASE . THOSE OLD PANTS HE WEARS SO PROUDLY WERE BESTOWED ON HIM BY A BRITISH TRAVELING SALESMAN . " GIVE ME A TIE AND SOME SOCKS, " PUNKOVSKY TELLS A WESTERN CULTURAL ATTACHE, " AND I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO SOME OF MOSCOW'S ANGRY YOUNG MEN . " THE SOVIET PEOPLE ARE NOT INCLINED TO SEE A SPY IN EVERY FOREIGNER, " OFFICIALS INSISTED . NONETHELESS, THEY WARNED, IF FOREIGN DIPLOMATS AND NEWSMEN CONTINUE TO INVITE PUNKOVSKYS AND PENKOVSKYS TO THEIR PARTIES, " REAL, HONEST SOVIET PEOPLE " MIGHT BOYCOTT THEM ALTOGETHER . TO SHOW THAT ITS DIATRIBES WERE NOT JUST COCKTAIL TALK, THE GOVERNMENT LAST WEEK STRIPPED ARTILLERY CHIEF MARSHAL SERGEI VARENSTOV OF HIS RANK FOR HAVING BEFRIENDED PENKOVSKY, DISCIPLINED SOME OF " THE SCIENTIST'S OTHER FRIENDS AND BOOZING COMPANIONS . " / OF COURSE, " ADDED PRAVDA, " WE ARE AGAINST SPY MANIA . /